Vtipky ... or Czech jokes)
Today at work once again spread out shutkami.Chast translating for readers Aby know what joke Czechs)
(for comparison, the Germans joke in my opinion can not quite, but here the brothers Slavs)
So go:
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My wife has asked that presented at the next birthday party something that accelerates for 3 seconds from 0 to 150))
I gave her a balance ...
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When yesterday returned home, his wife asked to go with her to where expensive prices ...
I took her with him to a gas station ...
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I was sitting with his wife at their school party and was sitting beside a man who was always drinking booze.
I asked my wife if she knew him. She said, yes I know we were friends at school and since parted as they say he drinks constantly without ceasing all life.
I said "Lord, first see that such a festival celebrated for so long"))
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Wife in the evening stood before the mirror a long time watching and finally said
"I look old, wrinkles, fat etc., tell at least compliment Kayoko something for joy"
what I replied to your age you have eagle eyes)))
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I asked my wife that she bought me a beer for 160 kr. Instead, she bought a cream for 80 crowns.
On that evening I told her that after the beer, it looks much better than after a night cream))
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that's all. zatim ahoyki!
This blog is for phrases:
- Prague bank exchange rate
- police for foreigners Prague
- Czech Jobs
- Translated from the Czech Skoda
- rate чеської crown on 08/06/2008
- All about the eyes of an immigrant Czech Republic
04/06/2009, headings: Merry.
Comments: 4
Comments
Comment by Georg
When: June 24, 2009, 20:45
Well this is you mahonuli, Mr. admin 
in about brothers Slavs No, in no case do not offend them and not try to "delete" - they are, that is, the Czechs, a simple mind with a small child, maybe ... jokes they are simple and primitive, they are not difficult to understand, but up to now they dalekooooooo. basically they use a joke taken over from Russian, sometimes it's smiles :)
Comment by Olga
When: June 30, 2009, 20:53
And I'm talking about fellow Slavs fully soglasna.Ochen like Czech language, although in practice it would not znayu.hotelos vyuchit.Ochen he looks like a Russian.
Joking, of course, the rustic, but not about scales poshlye.Osobenno ponravilos.Zachem compare Czech humor with a Russian? A different mentality, different humor ...
Thank you for your site!
Comment by Georg
When: July 8th, 2009, 08:39
Dear Olya I'm not trying to compare, just happened. when just for a beer with friends, listening to the Czechs their humor, you know that it is trite migrated from Russian to Czech, with minor changes ... really know very well our fellow Slavs, and I understand why such a desire to extradite someone for her. so is virtually everything, not just in the humor, and not only from the Russian ...
Comment by Leks
When: July 30, 2009, 19:21
And could you both in Czech and Russian provide such examples conversational speech?
Then would have to speculate about the features of the language could have been!
The site you are wonderful.
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